Maximum respect to all the warriors

This is America, so while I’m saddened by this horrible and in-retrospect-avoidable accident, I still say it’s every citizen’s right to get meth with our KFC.

I tell everyone this, too. I’m hoping it cuts down on the number of complaints my local politicians receive, so mine will stand out more.

Can’t believe I’m the first to mention probably my favorite line from the whole season:

Only if they also remove the lyrics.

I don’t know why Clooney’s character seemed so upset about blowing the last part of that speech. “If we had...but...faith!” is already the line where the director was going to insert the low-angle profile shot of him gazing up at the cross anyway.

I, too, like the Harry Potter butt.

The really sad thing about most of the Harry Potter games we’ve gotten so far is not that they are largely templates of other, more familiar games, but that they are bad templates of other, more familiar games. Like, sure, I’d love to have a unique, expansive open-world RPG that sees you start out by choosing your…

And the thing that makes that scene truly great is that it manages, despite all those flaws, to work, both as a scene within the movie we’re watching and a look-how-good-George-Clooney-is-at-monologues showcase.

I think ripping off the Band-Aid hurts the fans less than four seasons of increasingly-depressing false hope that Westbrook can get you to a title.

Mary Sue has some characters? What are they like?

Reiser shows up at the very end, when the cavalry finally gets to Hawkins. There’s a shot of him walking into the destroyed lab.

You can tell that a remake is necessary and good when the major creative decision seems to be, “change things so that the lyrics no longer make sense.” I look forward to getting a remake of Singin’ in the Rain where “Good Morning” takes place in midafternoon.

Your ability to ask questions like that, in a just world, would get you a job sitting around a conference table at Disney, from which you would immediately be fired after asking those questions while Disney went ahead and made this piece of dreck anyway.

To be fair, the version of King Lear that gained popularity in the eighteenth century was the Nahum-Tate-edited version where Lear and Cordelia both live, and Cordelia marries Edgar. Samuel Johnson actually thought it was superior to Shakespeare’s original play, which was too nihilistic to really match his…

Well, you’ve got to admire the fan’s dedication.

I’m happy that this review takes the time to catalog the film’s numerous shortcomings, but I think all any prospective viewer needs to know is “ ‘Can You Feel The Love Tonight’ now unfolds during the day, for some reason.”

King Arfur

Neither of those movies were hits, though, and both of them are closer to offbeat, indie-feeling dark comedies than blockbusters. The argument made by this article isn’t that The Rock needs to appear in movies like Lady Bird or The Shape of Water (though I’m sure he would make tender love to that fish-person before…

I’ll give you Schwarzenegger, but the main difference with Willis seems to be the quality of scripts he’s getting. When he works on a Moonrise Kingdom or Glass, he’s still able to tap into the persona that made him an enjoyable presence to begin with. When he’s working on an Eastern European DTV production...not so…