The first sign of human-level intelligence is to do something about your private bits showing. The first thing Adam and Eve do after eating the fruit is sew jorts for themselves; this was how God knew they were fallen.

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

This might be surprising, but a college education is not a prerequisite for a sense of humor, and you learn little in college that will help you develop one, which is why much of the history of comedy is written by people without significant formal education. Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock were both high-school dropouts,…

FUUUUUUUCK OFF

The goalposts have shifted on what constitutes “dysfunctional” since the Lakers and Pelicans have had their season; Boylen’s going to need to do more than schedule wind sprints if he wants to keep up in this dysfunction economy.

Not only that—it was only after they wrapped that they informed the cast that the craft services’ salsa, which had been served for the entire run of the series...was made in New York City.

Fellini better tho.

The biggest problem with this story is that there’s already a Shakespeare play that covers the Antony stuff (and summarizes the Caesar stuff) with far more economy, and is compelling enough that you’re fine with watching a struggle between slave-drivers for the world’s largest whip.

Fans of the film today refer to themselves as “Douce-bags.”

It’s funny how watching powerful people behave badly doesn’t seem to make a good film

the lawsuit of course revealed that he’d been renting it out and not using it as his primary residence, which invalidated the homestead break and led to an assessment of more than $13,000 in back taxes

This is why I refuse to star in any X-Men movies.

More like, “That’s the Jokic.”

Narrator: They did not win.

I think they’re under new ownership, who is apparently asking for more coverage of water sports.

Alita made $404 million on a $170 million budget--not a huge hit, but not a bomb either.

Hayden Christensen and Portman actually are the same age, so that didn’t go over well either. Still, good on Lucas for trying to course-correct. And it’s not like he had many other options. Looking at IMDB, the only major male actors born the same year as Portman were:

Well, it looks like the “ways” that Moby is used to expressing himself are rather...Bourne Identity Theme Song.

Fair enough, I could see that.

Not only is the song anti-date-rape, there’s not even a chorus.