I didn’t read “Eat Pray Love” but I've always assumed the plot was basically this.

They’re all thumbs to me.

I honestly can’t figure out what the problem is supposed to be here. Apparently we’re meant to be upset that she’s holding hands with a cop, and that cops made a goofy reference to her lyrics.

They have escorted the BeeGees, The Rolling Stones, Cher, Aerosmith, The Beatles, David Bowie, Boy George, etc. and now this is an issue?

With the large portion of white guys shaving their heads, I’m always getting some of my middle-aged make co-workers mixed up. They’re all thumbs to me. Could be my glasses though.

We all know white people don’t see color.

Show jumping, not steeplechase. Georgina Bloomberg has been competing at the top level for a while, she’s well-known in the sport. As is Jessica Springsteen. Bruce has been spotted in the barns at events.

Ironically enough, we appear to be sending them both a criminal and a rapist.

President Peña Nieto should totally invite him and offer him a meeting and when Trump’s plane hits the tarmac just ghost him.

I have a reputation for being fair to both sides treating both sides the same.

If there was ever a time for a kidnapping... Make it happen

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“I have a reputation for being fair to both sides.”

It’s a good point, though, and I don’t think it’s nitpicking.

Here’s a grand idea: name it Brock’s Law. Make sure his name is directly associated with this law so it’s never forgotten what he did and got away with.

This is kinda me being a pedant but I do think it’s actually an important point.

I’ve been saying that about Kanye since the moment he came on the scene.

I mean, he’s just really dumb. There’s not actually any more to it than that.

Right? Look I feel bad for anyone losing their jobs and businesses in dying industries... but sorry, that concentrate crap is awful. Good riddance.

Ugh, that was the only juice my mother would ever buy when I was a kid... and then one day when we were on vacation, she made the mistake of letting me try some fresh squeezed. I would never drink that shit again. It’s not orange juice, it’s bitter, pulpy water.