Well, we have millions ready to elect Donald Trump sooo. . . .

What measures are taken

People are too used to treating everything like Disneyland.

If you need a safety regulation telling you not to be on the edge of a canyon in the middle of the night, you should really just stay home.

I work with a guy who is CONSTANTLY on his cell phone, probably 6 hours out of an 8 hour work day. I’ve heard him on the phone, in the stall, dropping a deuce. Then he finished up and flushed, on the phone the whole time.

> I know that accidents happen and not every death is preventable

Yes, like encouraging people not to hang out around ledges at 3:15 am while likely drinking.

As in, there’s one stall and an uncontained urinal? I hate that arrangement! Also you teachers deserve better bathrooms! Like, if it’s a given that you all have to go in the same short intervals, that’s really poor planning.

I was just thinking, ten minutes really is a long time for a poop. Fibre supplements can work wonders (and I am not joking, it’s like a miracle).

A gentle counterpoint: If you need more than ten minutes to poop, talk to your doctor or try to get on a schedule where you poop at home. Are you sure it’s really ten minutes? Like by the clock? Because that’s a long time.

I’m the sort of cranky traveler who actually says “Oh sorry! That’s why you lock the door!” which may or may not be very polite, but most of the time people tell me they do it because they’re claustrophobic. And then I suggest they ask someone to guard the door for them if they’re not going to lock it and also…

I’ve been in States for 5 years and it still creeps me out that the whole country seems to be unable to produce a toilet stall without gaps at both sides of the door. I don’t need to look at people passing by why I sit in there and I certainly don’t want them to see me. It’s always such a relief to land back in Europe…

It’s happened to me often enough that I’ve just started yelling “lock the door!” whenever I encounter an unlocked yet occupied stall/bathroom. For the record, I have yet to encounter an actual broken lock in those situations (airplane bathroom, train bathroom, single use bathroom). When I have ended up needing to use…

The thing I hate lately are men who insist on peeking through the crack to see if someone else is taking a shit, like I won’t see them right back. It got so bad I eventually yell at everyone to stop doing that. I don’t care if I embarrass them anymore.

I’m convinced that people who do not latch/lock public bathroom stalls are perverts who get off on being walked in on. There’s no other explanation that holds water.

I rode my bike through the park yesterday and saw a woman holding her nearly-grown child folded in half, shooting urine straight into the bike lane, which would have been charming if it’d been a marble fountain and not a 10-year-old.

What the everloving hell? I feel horrible that this is still going on and that I hadn't realized it still was. Dafuq?

This consent form was sent home with my 1st grader this year. In Alabama.

It is about a 4-5 second fall...

Probably worse for her, but yeah, horrible thing to happen all around. Poor woman.