Someone in Bernie’s campaign is furiously texting with his boss: “Can we tweet something? Anything? Is it too late? THIS MAKES HER LOOK LIKE SHE’S ALREADY THE NOMINEE!!!”

This must “bern” you up, to see Hillary being all competent and funny and totally the next president.

Isn't she really the winner of every republican debate?

I don’t get this attitude. I love Bernie, I donated to Bernie. But handing over the country to these lunatics out of spite if he doesn’t get the nomination is insane.

God, Trump is like sputtering and falling apart dealing with these clowns, can you imagine when Hillary sinks her talons into him? And I use talons not in a sexist way but because I think she is majestic like a bald eagle/America.

Shrewd as fuck. Makes her seem like the democratic candidate, don’t it...

This is why we can’t have nice things.

You are the problem then.

It’s genius. My favorite part of the current debate is how Trump keeps saying “little Marco.” Can you even imagine Sanders or Clinton calling each other “little” anything? Makes me feel better about life to think about it that way.

God, I can't wait for her to be our president.

Cute story but where are the kid’s parents? Why is a 2 year old answering the door by themselves? I get using the phone while the parent’s back is turned but the kid was left alone long enough to answer the door.

More than very advanced — almost unbelievable. Not just the dressing alone but that a kid that age could dial 911, have a conversation on the phone with a stranger, be alone struggling with pants waiting for the cops, answer a door bell before her parents could get to the door first, and then coherently explain to the…

That’s cute but the fact her mother and father were absent for God knows how long while this was going on, unaware of what their toddler was doing...what the fuck?

This really resonates with me as a Gen-Xer. I work for a place that treats people fairly pay-wise. What I see from the higher-ups is an increasing distrust in hiring Millennials. Why?Because the last bunch have had such a serious lack of work ethic: coming in late, leaving early, longer lunches, constantly texting,…

Yeah people act like Millennials invented this shit. It feels like Gen X is this forgotten generation between Boomers and Millennials sometimes. Why do Millennials think so many X’ers waited to have kids or maybe didn’t even have them at all? Grrrr...

I'm 49, well educated, a ton of experience and I'm paid like shit too.

Don’t blame this on Gen X. We don’t have any fucking money either. Still owe student loans - paying for elderly parents, little kids and dealing with 27 year olds who think they should have your job and your salary with 5 years experience to your 20. #justsayin

I also want to know what sort of degree does the average graduate these days get? I know people go, “Well, my grandparents were able to get a degree and find a job easily. While I can not.” Thing is, your grandparents went for more practical degrees; business, law, science and medicine. Degrees that had jobs waiting…

People will grouse that you made this comment, but it’s fair and necessary.