I worked at Houlihan’s, in Scottsdale, back in the 80s. The store was the busiest store in the national chain. Some punishment/sidework included “dusting the artifacts”. Or was it “dusting the relics”. I’m old. Former Houlihan’s empoyees help me out here, please. I need more useless shit in my very crowded brain.

sort of like when I worked for Bank Melli Iran; they told me I needed to wear a suit. I started wearing a Nazi coat and matching slacks; it didn’t go well. They didn’t really care, all of the branch offices in Iran were being burned down by the revolutionaries against the Shah.

My Volvo dealership in Albuquerque was quite proud of their regular maintenance charges. When I blinked at $350 for a simple, specific “checkup” before I bought the car, they said “Of course it’s high, it’s a Volvo”. Still have the car, the best one I’ve had. Outrageous garage bills. You’ve been warned.

Oh, I see. Kill him for being a rapist, but don’t make fun of his mugshot if he has “special needs”?

Who goes to a party where there are rapists jukin’ it up?

Well now...

pardon me dear, but what, pray tell, is a “menstrual cup”? us older ladies want to know what we missed out on...

Raped? Sexually assaulted? You mean the woman who kept trying to contact him, by letters, emails and phone calls, after she had been “raped” and “sexually assaulted”?

Same as the folks who work in critical care units (ICU, CCU, etc.). You have to find something in the middle of despair to lend a sense of purpose.

“Save your breath from trying to argue with these trollish people.”

Ah, the Clinton years. I think most people who doing pretty god-damn good if I recall correctly, god damn it.

What part of vaping liquids are “cancer suspicious”? Citations and references needed, please.

Please. Vaping is NOT in the same category as cigars, cigarettes, and tobacco pipes. There are no similar features. Inhaling the combustion of tobacco products has very dangerous outcomes. I quit smoking (after 30 years) by vaping; a lifesaver compared to the alternative. God damn it.

Their church kicked a young lady out of a “give-a-hand-up” type program because she was gay.

Pretend hillbillies, indeed. Here are some pix of some of the younger Robertsons (who live just down the road from us) taken before their show began.

I can’t count the number of times I’ve bought jarred horseradish products (plain, creamed, sauce, etc) only to find, after opening, the stuff inside had lost most of its infamous horseradishy bite. My suggestion? Open the jar in the parking lot before leaving the store and taste it. At least you won’t have to make the…

In the same fucking room, at the same fucking time? What kind of housing was this again? Under the blankets?

Behavior kind of sorta expected from racist Bama people: mean and insensitive. Whoever one-ups wins the P.

It’s a damn shame insurance companies don’t do the right thing, and pay for their insureds’ treatment. Single payor healthcare for all! Damnit!

them people still around? Some oxymorons are, but still...