That blue is fucking amazing.

I need that watch.

I see the rest of the circus is backing you up here.

Stop! You’ve already made the sale!

This. Your Nissan GT-R’s warranty will be void if you use launch control, which was one of its major selling points. People don’t complain about that.

The TS020 was an absolute monster. IIRC it set the lap record at the Circuit de la Sarthe and kept it for a long time.

Try this:

Something something this is transportation-related. :)

Didn’t you hear? Our current system is [insert negative adjective here]!

We can start making America great again when they stop building shit cars.

If I wanted a silver box I’d just go to U-Haul and Home Depot, then perhaps I’d get some milk jug caps for wheels.

Lexus.

I bet that bit killed at the Chuckle Hut!

To be fair, it’s not exactly the easiest thing in the world to build an engine that’ll last at full throttle for 500 miles.

10 years. That’s like... *counts on fingers* *carries the three* 57 years in Jalopnik time!

Billy has 20 nuclear-powered aircraft carriers.

Only if they bought something Jalopnik has taught me to hate.

So you know every single Tesla owner?

Did someone say “Cult?”

When Elon Musk moved to Canada from South Africa, he worked at a boiler room. His job was to crawl into small ducts and clean out the buildup. He was one of 14 who started, and by the time he quit he was one of two people left. He’s definitely done dangerous work before, so his concern is real.