Daniel Craig is the closest to the books.

That worldview is such a fucking joke.

Y’know, all of a sudden I’m a Nicki Minaj fan.

Haterade? Do you not read the comments on your own blog? I get diabetes every time I visit the comment section on a Ford GT post.

Ah yes, my first graphing calculator was a hand-me-down HP 39G. I’ve already confessed my sins and I’ve owned three different TI-Nspires since then. Currently on a CX CAS, and I love it.

Hmmm, the spectacles on this button are very interested in that little amber light

Lexus? Yes.

Affluent people won’t be buying a little CUV.

When you cook meth but you got the Need for Speed.

I guess you don’t like to carpool. Or have seats in your car that aren’t used. Or a spare tire. Or a dashboard. Or AC. Or a radio. Or a power steering pump. Or fenders.

NO.

There’s a COTD in here somewhere.

Shamelessly stolen from Reddit, but I’ll give you a star anyway.

I remember a story of a wealthy guy who would dress like a homeless person and walk into stores planning on making big purchases. The one salesperson that helped him would get the commission from that sale, as a reward for valuing customer satisfaction over money.

I took my car in for repair. They tried to sell me repairs I didn’t need. They had the balls to charge me $900 for coolant hoses and $600 for spark plugs. I never returned to that dealership. Wound up doing the spark plugs myself for $100 (including tools) and haven’t needed to do coolant hoses yet.

Cars are designed to split in half to disperse the impact energy. A couple of years ago Jalopnik reported on an Aventador that split in half after being t-boned by another car.

Why can’t hackers leak textbooks?

Ah yes, a Civil War reenactment.