God damn he’s a handsome lad. Enzo looks more like a sloth.

tl;dr Audi Allroad

Starred for the 4Runner. They’re such a fantastic drive.

WELL YEAH BUT WHY DRIVE THERE IN COMFORT AND SAFETY WHEN YOU CAN DO IT IN A CRAMPED LOUD MR2 WITH ONLY ENOUGH FRUNK SPACE FOR A WATERMELON?! IT HAS A STICK, I FEEL LIKE A TOURING CAR DRIVER!!

Says everyone.

Nah they’re too busy celebrating their garbage healthcare bill passing the house.

RIP ligaments.

Optimus Prime.

Was your new job with the Cirque du Soleil?

Guys...

Hey I did that when I saw the Corolla S at the Toyota dealership. Yes I got road rash on my knees and they kicked me out, but that’s what I did stop judging.

I own a steering wheel cover and floor mats with the Honda logo on them.

They used to be built in Kansas as farm trucks, IIRC.

$$$

To be fair, the Acura 3.2 CL/TL were built in Japan but the automatics were known to grenade at 100,000 miles.

“Screw you, GM!”

There are very important questions that need to be answered: taco or burrito?

Mercedes-Benz CLA 180 How-To-Get-Sick-Of-Star-Wars-Quickly Edition

Wrong. The Southeast has Florida.