Guys...

Hey I did that when I saw the Corolla S at the Toyota dealership. Yes I got road rash on my knees and they kicked me out, but that’s what I did stop judging.

I own a steering wheel cover and floor mats with the Honda logo on them.

There’s a Subaru joke in here somewhere.

They used to be built in Kansas as farm trucks, IIRC.

$$$

To be fair, the Acura 3.2 CL/TL were built in Japan but the automatics were known to grenade at 100,000 miles.

“Screw you, GM!”

There are very important questions that need to be answered: taco or burrito?

Mercedes-Benz CLA 180 How-To-Get-Sick-Of-Star-Wars-Quickly Edition

Wrong. The Southeast has Florida.

But West Coast = Best Coast

My finger slipped, I swear!

Longevity. Toyota does this all the time. The 2UZ-FE, a 4.3 V8, hovered around 300 horsepower. The goal is to reduce the stress on the engine.

I work at ZOIDBERG, ZOIDBERG, ZOIDBERG, AND ZOIDBERG.

yee

Woooo my first COTD! There are so many people I’d like to thank. I’d like to first thank my family who have been very supportive of me, I’d like to thank the Jalopnik academy, uhhhh, Obama, my cat-

Those birds never expected the Spanish Indyquisition.

It’s basically a Hot Wheels car come to life.

At what point can we call that legitimate torture?