Instructions unclear. Dropped 4Runners on ISIS.

You poison their Hot Pockets.

Taking it away from millions!

I’m positive this whole situation would have been avoided if every member of the family had a personal Desert Eagle.

That headline makes Jesus cry.

He should join Toyota Gazoo as a middle finger to Honda.

There’s always next year...

Forget the trim, I wonder which youthful emojis can be used to describe it. Does it use real steel instead of aluminum. HOW MANY AWARDS DID IT WIN?!?!

I think you’re the one smoking meth here. That analogy makes no fucking sense.

But do the US-spec bumpers come with a bumper to bumber warranty?

Automatics are far superior to manuals in drag racing. This is okay, but that won’t stop Jalopnik commenters from having an aneurysm.

Finally a car that’ll blow more transmissions than a V6 Honda.

I bet you also blame the wife for getting in the way of her husband’s fist.

Mid-engined 911.

Hell, just getting your shifts right is difficult enough as it is.

MORE GUNZ

BUT MUH OPEN COCKPIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Can’t wait to hear the collective outrage over the four tailpipes. After all, four tailpipes on a V6 Camry is pointless I guess...

Tricoat and Metallic are by far the kinkiest strippers in Detroit.

GT-R “fanboy” here. I’ll take both.