Forget the trim, I wonder which youthful emojis can be used to describe it. Does it use real steel instead of aluminum. HOW MANY AWARDS DID IT WIN?!?!

I think you’re the one smoking meth here. That analogy makes no fucking sense.

But do the US-spec bumpers come with a bumper to bumber warranty?

Automatics are far superior to manuals in drag racing. This is okay, but that won’t stop Jalopnik commenters from having an aneurysm.

Finally a car that’ll blow more transmissions than a V6 Honda.

I bet you also blame the wife for getting in the way of her husband’s fist.

Mid-engined 911.

Looks like they wound up paying $800 million for that seat. HA!

Hell, just getting your shifts right is difficult enough as it is.

MORE GUNZ

BUT MUH OPEN COCKPIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Can’t wait to hear the collective outrage over the four tailpipes. After all, four tailpipes on a V6 Camry is pointless I guess...

Tricoat and Metallic are by far the kinkiest strippers in Detroit.

GT-R “fanboy” here. I’ll take both.

1/4 mile in 7.57

HI Stef. I came here for the purpose to express my dissatisfaction with all this free content. Namely, I (as well as 100% of the world population, including you) don’t like looking at posts about the SRT Demon and as a reader of free content, I would like to say STOP IT NO NO NO PLS MOAR FORD AND MAZDA THAT’S WHAT…

Damn, the new Grand Cherokee Trackhawk looks badass! I genuinely want one.

I hope that means we have a new superhero.

Merely a big drill, or is the Earth Nation under attack?!

WHAT THE LITERAL AND FIGURATIVE FUCK IS HAPPENING WE’RE LIVING IN A TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE