I find electric single-speed to be better than either.

I’m sort of hoping the next Civic Si comes with an automatic. I want one, but Seattle traffic would make the manual transmission less fun very quickly.

You know what the next article will be right?

I am an American citizen, and I completely oppose heterosexuality altogether. You can be straight, just don’t tell me about it.

KISS ME!!

“Austerlier? That some kind of new bar across town or sum’n?”

A Tesla will charge to 90% in 30 minutes.

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

Do they make Oxiclean for radiation stains?

“If a nuclear bomb goes off in your area”

You’re right. Totally invalidated. AMS wasted their time. Their GTR is too slow. Fuck, it would probably run it in 7 seconds dead with the mirrors on! Totally irrelevant at that point. I like my drag cars to have mirrors. Sad!

Orangimir Putump

We want to stop the stinging, not saute the victim!

Can I see your telemetry sheets?

Probably the same as how much gas a Challenger Hellcat uses up on a drag strip.

I put a Hyundai Elantra in that ad and it still works:

Tim Allen, Jerry Seinfeld, Jay Leno

Meth heads are full of character too but we don’t go around celebrating that.

No doubt it’s going to be a pretty good car, considering the last one lapped the Nurburgring in 7:50. I don’t doubt Honda’s engineers.