90% of the inquiries this year were from a retired Ray Lewis spending entire Sundays yelling "WHAT TIME IS IT?" and waiting hopelessly, endlessly for his smartphone to reply.

Michael Abromovich is Marshall Raylan Giveit in Lustified.

First of all, I referenced the peculiar institution. I'm not sure how I could "quote slavery." Regardless, as a white/Cherokee I'm sure you can understand the complex history and brutality perpetrated by European ancestors on this continent of the last handful of centuries. My point is that the perceived injustice…

As a cynic, I would like to thank you, Coach D. Every time I think that I might be wrong about racism still being prevalent In America, somebody like yourself cracks the seal on their douchebaggery and my cynicism is restored anew.

Amen. When will the white man finally stop being oppressed?

Marshall Henderson: proof that a white athlete can get away with what Richard Sherman did.

Marshall Henderson cracks me up because he clearly gives has no fucks to give. In some ways he's terrible, but you know he has to drive the NCAA organization up the wall. He's almost like satire of the whole student-athlete/amateurism issue.

I think you're allowed to dislike whoever you want. What emerged from the Sherman interview, and what a lot of the Deadspin commentary has evolved around, is people who try to say that their personal dislike for how an athlete might behave actually reflects badly on that athlete for not conforming to whatever their…

Sure - I'm no Ali fan; anyone who sees "When We Were Kings" could never like Ali as much as they did before.

Freddie, there's a fucking reason people don't like you, you're a whiny cunt who has the writing skills of a potato and the charm of a fucking dead spider. I've seen your silly ass run off more than one blog because you come across as a callow, shallow wanna-be Randoid who makes SE Cupp look like a fucking deep…

"Culture war" is a meaningless cliche. "Second coming of Malcolm X" is hyperbole — not even the outlet you're venting your phantom frustration against, Deadspin, has even implied as much. The rest of your comment is the perfect example of smarm.

I had a male friend who was good to me, in a friend way, after a bad break up. As in, he let me talk about my feelings and we got dinner sometimes. We were already friends, in a circle of friends, and saw each other frequently in a group scenario, but then one day he turned totally cold on me. He seemed mad, in…

The Maple Leafs' planned response next game:

I stopped by here again today to tell you to shut the fuck up.

You clearly lack an ability to live in the subtlety and nuance of language.

I am going to comment on all the hooplah here since there were a few people in this thread who have said blatantly false things.

CLASSLESS MOVE, FIRST LADY. I'M GOING TO TWITTER TO USE RACIAL EPITHETS BUT IT'S OK BECAUSE I'LL USE #notracist.

Headline on Fox "Moochelle Obummer disgraces White House with thuggish behavior" in 3... 2... 1.... I will go look now and post a link when I find it...

As a long time female reader of Deadspin, I'm so vary happy you're leaving. Screw you and your (white) men's lifestyle website.

I blame this on the parents. The adult son is obviously spending way too much time in the penalty box, and there's nothing mom and dad can do about that now. But it's not too late to limit the time the 13 year old wastes on Twitter and other brain-killing social media. At this stage I'd blow the whistle on that crap…