Absolutely. Plus, like in that video, even people like Emily Nussbaum are tweeting that Beatty read the wrong name, when she saw just two minutes before, that Faye Dunaway read the name.

I had to rewind. You could see him baffled and even looking into the envelope to see if there was another card.

Am I allowed to feel terrible for Beatty?

True, but bleacher report is still a shit filled dumpster fire. It’s like the Pepsi of sports websites.

so, fresh quasi-orzo?

This loss is mostly owed to the fact that, outside of Boogie/Brow/Jrue, the rest of the Pelicans are butt.

Yeah it’s been fun trashing the Kings yet again and I can’t blame Deadspin for doing the same, but boy would that ever be an entertaining outcome

That’s not the market. That’s one idiot owner grossly overvaluing a below average player.

You’re forgetting the Kings are the Kings and there’s no way they handled a trade negotiation well

This roster is terrible. It’s so bad that they have five centers and because of this they had to release Terrence Jones. I expect more of what happened against Houston. Calling this playing with house money is just ridiculous.

Medium take: including Paul Pierce as a member of a Big 3 is extremely generous to Paul Pierce, so he should probably just shut the fuck up

Sounds like a fun day to me

But we don’t know that it was prescription, because we don’t know what the hell it was. There’s OTC stuff that falls under PED bans.

No, dumbass. Jesus. Go read. Educate yourself. If it’s a fat soluble substance, then traces can remain in your body long, long, LONG after the effects wear off. If you smoke weed, and you fail and drug test 3 weeks later, is it because you’re still high? No. It’s because it’s fat soluble.

No, not right. If it’s just metabolites stored away, the effect is long since gone, and yet it could take a very long time to clear a test depending on what it is.

Maybe? I’ve got THC in my system and I can assure you I’m not high.

Most likely it’s only trace amounts of metabolites sitting in some fat cells in his body, it’s not like the drug (whatever it is) is still in there and having any effect.

This is such an insane rule. God the NCAA is fucked