But do you like papaya? That stuff tastes like barf.

“I feel like I’m drinking a smoothie made from pine cones.”

Seriously. People lament paying $15-20/lb for good coffee, but will gladly go get a coffee flavored milk and sugar concoction from some god forsaken coffee shop for $5 without batting an eye... Imbiciles!

Seriously. People lament paying $15-20/lb for good coffee, but will gladly go get a coffee flavored milk and sugar…

“ETA: Though the Starbucks part explains why the beans taste burnt to shit”

“ETA: Though the Starbucks part explains why the beans taste burnt to shit”

Lol. You poor fool.

Lol. You poor fool.

I think most prostitutes have higher standards than that.

Alright. Just be more careful next time.

Of course this is far too nuanced to be appreciated.

Lol. How about we teach them what science is and how it works first, then we can get to the complicated stuff.

Lol. Jesus...

You are clueless.

Seems like you are probably one of those “people” you are talking about.

“The science is proven”

Who knew you only needed 203 people to complain in order to get things done in this country.

Art Vandelay, fool.

There was a LA times/USC poll that had him winning. It was the only one and it had a different methodology than the usual polls so everyone thought it was wrong.

That game was fucking awesome.

You’re an idiot.

Are you fucking joking? They have private planes and an enormous fucking check book. Team travel is not difficult. That’s not to say people won’t fuck it up, but applauding the Rams staff for organizing travel is hilarious and probably indicative of how these teams are run extremely poorly.

I guess you’ve been living under a rock for the last 15 years and are completely unaware of the fact that Stephen Colbert is a comedian.