Holy shit these articles are dumb. These “rules” are idiotic and that’s why not one follows or cares about them anymore. Furthermore they aren’t coming back because only slovenly morons and pedantic shitheels look upon the 1950's as an idyllic time.

Remember that time Jesus said, “Thou shall not kill, unless you’re Ray Lewis or the Trewps”

“Except this”

Why are we subjected to this? I cannot fathom the logic behind putting this guy on TV. Does anyone find this entertaining?

There we go.

That’s glorious.

I seriously can’t wrap my mind around this. It is amazing the lengths people will go to in order to ignore things that make them uncomfortable. There are innumerable amounts of people pretending to be upset about people kneeling during the National Anthem to avoid talking about race issues that they aren’t intelligent…

Something about arthritis and Kobe Bryant...

While i agree with you this is magnitudes dumber than those things you mentioned. You can literally show people a picture of a round Earth or fly them into space. You can’t demonstrate the creation of the Earth or the beginning of life.

All you need is a camera and a couple strong helium balloons. $1000 would easily cover the costs. It’s seriously not hard kids can do it.

Your proclivity for heavy drinking and eating full boxes of muffins in one sitting... And the fact that you’re kinda a washed up 90's sitcom star and a horse...

I didn’t know they made horse sized jerseys.

This all the result of the NFL backing up Gene Serratore on that Calvin Johnson play. The decided to defend their referee even though he misinterpreted the rule and everyone who had seen a football game before knew that it was a touchdown. What an Embarrassment.

Especially downtown and Soma. Waking is faster in that part of town.

Oh God this is going to be a pure delight.

You’re definitely the asshole. I mean sure there’s plenty of crappy beer and cocktails that are too expensive, but there’s a ton of great shit out there you just have to know where to look. Also you are tripping balls if you think wine somehow escapes the criticisms you were leveling against beer and cocktails.

“Everylost and found in America now has two metric tons of sport bottles in its possession.”

My parents have more than 50 mugs in their house. They wouldn’t let me get rid of any of them.

Really fucking bad.

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