Yeah right. That beer is mine the second you turn your back. And don’t leave edibles lying around, i don’t care if I’m allergic to chocolate.

They made health insurance mandatory they can and should make voting mandatory.

Wow. Blistering insult bro.

Jesus wake the fuck up. Who has all the power? It certainly isn’t 18-29 year olds, so maybe it’s your generation who is ruining this country.

“hipsters” did not popularize bone broth, nor did they invent it or the term.

What? Poisonous berries? Hmmmm... Interesting theory but I’m pretty sure you’ll come off as stupid.

You weren’t wrong in abiding those sites. Regardless of quality supporting sb nation is supporting a business that oppresses and exploits it’s workers, so you are right to avoid anything from them.

“I don’t see you chop off an old man’s feet, put them in a mason jar and pickle them... No chowder for you ‘cuz clams have feelings too.”

You sound like all my friends that live in San Francisco.

It’s 95° right now at 8:30pm. I just went outside in a sweater. I survived. It was fine.

This is the only comment that has made any sense.

We’ll parts of Houston got 20" of rain in a few hours and Death Valley’s avg annual rainfall is 2.36", so no...

The annual rainfall in Death Valley is 2.36".

It was 100 at 9:30 am yesterday.

TIL 90% of deadspin readers are on the brink of suicide because the weather sucks.

Have you been in a coma for a decade? Football sucks worse than basketball. I never thought I’d say that.

Seasons are for dumbasses who don’t like the beach.

This is there most insane things I’ve ever read. You prefer Minnesota winters to their summers? Summer is the only reason to live in Minnesota. You realize there are places to live that don’t freeze over for half the year right?

You must be from San Francisco. The only City with 1 season.

Hello from Los Angeles where it’s 107° on September 1st. I’ll admit was an improvement on the 111° day we had yesterday, but I would recommend avoiding the outdoors like the plague.