Once again: no one cares how lovely your dick is. Keep it in your pants and you’ll be fine.

I have thought and thought and thought on this topic and never came up with such an elegant solution. Bowing, now and forever, people

Well as a woman idk how many times ive heard males criticise vaginas. Old or loose or smelly.... Its about time women start talking crap about males penises. Its only fair. Too long have women been dehumanized...

Obviously this whole shitstorm has got people talking about our own personal experiences with inappropriate contact. I personally can’t stop thinking about every time I have brushed off an incident of harassment or sexually inappropriate behaviour, I was almost certainly not the only victim.

I thought this too—my first reaction was “throw hot coffee at it!” Though I’m sure that in the actual moment, I would have been too surprised/frozen/alarmed to have thought of that.

People already say things like that about pussies. You’ve never heard the phrase ‘meat curtains’? Furthermore, I have never sent an unsolicited V pic.

No one is calling YOUR dick inherently repellent. Maybe the middle of a huge sex abuse scandal is not the time to whip out your #notalldicks grievances.

That’s a real douchey comment for your husband to make. I imagine 99% of people will turn and look when they hear “look!” no matter the situation, it’s a totally normal impulse.

“I became an adult and everybody started hugging and kissing hello and goodbye, was like ‘what the fuck is this bullshit? Why do we need to touch?’” 

OMGGG I hate hugging grown ass adults!!! If I’m not related to you and we are not best friends NO HUG JFC

When I was living in Britain, I had a lot of friends from various places. I also had a Spanish roommate. He was always in my personal space. I was an ugly American who would just be like, “We don’t kiss as a greeting” and “I need my space bubble”. I’m sure he thought it rude but I have OCD and when people get too…

Your husband asked why you looked? *shakes head sadly* It’s a natural human reaction. Probably 95% of people would have looked. The other 5% didn’t hear the question.

It’s a metaphor. No one is saying penises literally look like rotten maggot-infested produce. It’s just a more colorful way of saying that it’s something that no one wants to look at unbidden.

You didn’t have the polite ‘Excuse me ma’am, my penis is out, would you care to glance at it?’ flasher?? Geez, bad luck on your part. Next time be sure to ignore the strange man who shouts at you, no matter what he might hold in his hand.

I am very anti-strange-penis right now because I had someone expose themselves to me in front of my office building yesterday morning.

There are those of us (WHO THE HELL SAID YOU COULD TOUCH ME OR EVEN ENTER MY PERSONAL SPACE!?) who appreciate this sentiment.

Tsk, tsk. I want all the distraught straight men to know that many of us find penises beautiful to look at. Unfortunately for them, most of us are gay men. But I want them to know, if they’re sick of having their beautiful penises disrespected and laughed at, we’re waiting with open...arms.

To repeat an earlier comment on the subject:

Small talk about family sometimes reveals that my brother is deceased. The appropriate response is NOT “How did he die?” That’s happened enough times that unless you’ve been upgraded from acquaintance to friend, I’m an only child as far as you’re concerned.

In many hunting supply stores you can find body wash, sprays and all kinds of stuff to kill the human smell. Hubby had some once and it smelled faintly of forest dirt and leaves. I personally loved it. It smelled like fresh outdoors and was much less offensive than any perfume or shampoo I’ve used and smelled.