Cc: @PFTCommenter

I must be uninformed or something, but since when does a head coach of a football team get to dictate where a grown man gets to go to school?

God hates the Cardinals.

Chalk another one up for Baylor!

If Steph Curry was psychic he wouldn’t have needed to ask for a picture.

I’d take Puig on the Cubs any day.

God hates the Cardinals.

This is gonna be great.

God hates the Cardinals.

Cue the Homer Simpson “this is going great” gif.

Road America is pretty top notch for these events as well.

Couldn’t finish reading. Too much stupid going on there.

Whew. That was gonna keep me up tonight.

The Cardinals were invented by God.

Not fat at all, but thanks for ruining my self-esteem bruh.

Not fat at all, but thanks for ruining my self-esteem bruh.

God hates the Cardinals.

Could care less about the words, more a voice pitch kinda guy

I like hearing the weasely voice. Makes me feel better.

I was actually kinda looking forward to hearing the Addams family dude speak.