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Surprised their bikes are black.

It’s after the All Star break, and god still hates the Cardinals.

Wingardium leviosa!

That’s a fuckin pathetic Pidgeot, noob.

I can Randomly capitalize Words too!

It’s that damn Enzyte again. They don’t call him bones for nothing.

What makes you think the front office would do something competent with that pick?

It’s weird. I’m 27, yet I can’t really remember anything pre-1998 vividly, and frankly that’s not that vivid. 9/11 is the answer, and apparently my parents had me in a bubble.

Sosa-McGwire HR chase, but that’s probably not what your looking for. Sooooooo 9/11.

God hates the Cardinals.

Damn I thought the Bills fans engaged in the sex acts? Now I don’t wanna vote.

God hates the Cardinals.

Andrew McCutchen. And I’m a Cubs fan.

The opening had a very Matthew Berry feel to it.

You’re right, that analogy did suck.

You forgot the most important salad. Macaroni

I read every word of this and I feel that I am better off for it.

I love corn dogs though.

Fair point good sir.