If that’s what you take from this then cool.

I used to like PKs, but with the magnitude of this tournament it seems like a shitty way to end a match. Make em run til their legs fall off..

I don’t see a problem, regardless of how shockingly stupid it may seem. Whats silly is that Bron Bron is worth more than half a cap and he can’t earn it. That’s bullshit.

Dude couldve just asked for a selfie, he didn’t need to charge at him.

Okay.

Dumbshit. I wish there was a way for the players to unionize, but I’m not sure what they could threaten with. America’s politics at work.

This is the same reaction I have when my wife tells me we’re going to her parents house.

Rockies crew da real MVPs

Bird on bird crime smh. Watch out Blue Jay’s.

Greatest car review ever. Eat your heart out Edmund's.

Argentina can just bring on another world class player to replace him. No worries folks!

God hates the Cardinals.

Looks Whitcock and Cowturd are gonna have some competition in the take dept.

Turds aside, what dumbfuck would rent a house for that much money?

St. Louis rubbed off on him I see. I liked the Oakland version better.

I’d never have a shirt on either, but unfortunately I’m white.

Can’t wait for Klinzy to go back to being hated. What a moronic lineup. Dumbass.

Keep on doin’ you, Deadspin.

Classy. Well done MLS and Orlando.

Don’t stop believin’!