Get me one of them

Bawse

The force is strong-ish with this one

This makes me proud of my heritage.

You get an escort. And you get an escort. AND YOU GET AN ESCORT.

It’s a dick.

Probably has more teeth by now then the average Savannah resident.

I look forward to this being brought up in second Tim Cook biopic.

Please alert PFTCommenter in regards to this hot taek

Supremely sad. Condolences to his friends and family.

He’s sorry that your sorry for harassing him.

What a stud!

Siberian Premier League perhaps?

Solid hate article, Drew.

No, list form.

This is right below child rape in my book. May the fucker rot in a cell for a very long time.

The 80s video game music tied it all together

Are you telling me to give up morning sex?

His mom and sister do more than just look great.

Blazed and blessed