Amen

Can’t believe I just skimmed a long distance runner cheating story

Can God be my lawyer too?

It sucks to be a man

Sneezing and throwing out your back is still a top notch fluke

I wish the alley man would’ve at least had a say in the matter.

Poor bike

I’d hate to see how he’d treat Jenny from the Bronx

Somebody get him some weed. Today fuckin sucked.

I hate to do this but...pointed*

Oh yeah. Cite the shit out of the guy for all I care

I think accidents do occur in life, no?

Wear your helmets boys and girls. Thoughts go out to his family, friends, and teammates.

The media keeps reporting on it, yet the readers couldn’t give a shit. Boggles the mind.

I came here for the bald eagle link

I’m trying to figure out how to use Hufnagel in a good joke but the name is such a joke as it is that I can’t do it.

No one

Wiz Boys should be a rap group

I wouldn’t give this dude the time of day, I don’t know why you guys did.

BWWs is gross. You guys need to get your shit together.