I think he might be making a joke about the pornstar with the same name

The best part of this movie is the Clone High parody

Interesting that, of the three artists you picked from your header for the headline, Michael Stipe was not one

This character is actually supposed to be intelligent (he invented this magical-ish thermos that’s basically inspector gadget in a can) just shy and awkward. You could criticize the speech impediment if you’re looking for something to clutch pearls about, I guess.

Ghost wrote is a bit of a stretch. By the sounds of things he apparently asked Quincy Jones, who arranged all the music, to rearrange the chords on the part he soloed on. He also did not play the guitar riff as this article suggests, that was Paul Jackson.

His head is atop a physique he hasn’t had for one minute in his life, yet the beard still seems more jarring somehow

A “Trump defeats COVID” Commemorative coin? They really think if he survives this it undoes 210K American deaths, don’t they?

You’re way too far gone. Reading comprehension is hard, ain't it?

As half a dozen commenters have pointed out to you, picking a bunch of DIFFERENT COUNTRIES WITH DIFFERENT GOVERNMENTS THAT HAD DIFFERENT RESPONSES just because their combined population is similar to the US makes no statistical sense at all. But I know reading is hard for you.

Excuse me, did you just try to get away with adding the covid death tolls of random European countries (including Italy that was notably one of the hardest hit) to make the USA’s abysmal response to the pandemic look better?

Really? Because in the next breath she’s talking about the separated children and also doesn’t seem to care. If her great cause as flotus is children, as she claims, she seems to care for them about as much as Christmas.

This story needs a LOT of exposure. Everytime you see your uncle talking about a war on Christmas, you need to mention this

Don't beat yourself up

As if the fact that he accused somebody else of something awful would prevent him from doing that same deed 

But only a martyr for how stupid it is to avoid covid guidelines. It’s not as if he’ll have been assassinated for his “brilliant” foreign policy that the deep state couldn’t accept. If he dies, he’ll look like a fool. And Pence will look like a very stable genius by comparison

The cynic in me assumes this is just a hoax to avoid more debate embarrassment

My avatar has no mouth

His very short scene does contain my favourite quote to use for any completely inconsequential sports-like event: “if you miss this shot, you’re not just letting me down, you’re letting your whole team down!”

But the question all the pearl clutchers are dying to know: did they say people that are pro mask are as bad as people who are anti mask?

The motivation for the film is to get to the bottom of family secrets (her mother’s life (lives), her parentage) so it’s kind of an odd criticism in this case. Without family secrets, there would be no film at all