Any time the Zapper is brought in as a point of reference is an instant star from me.

I was honored to have Patricia on the team all these years and will miss her a great deal. In announcing her departure to the team, I tried to sum up what a great talent she’s been, and I wanted to share that here, publicly, with Kotaku readers as well:

*reads the first sentence

Watching Harden steal the ball from a lackadaisical KD, and later breaking Curry’s ankles in the paint, made it a game worth watching to the end. Curry had an awfully wide open shot at the buzzer and it wasn’t very close. Some of the GSW just seemed to get tired in the 4th, and they couldn’t dunk or hit a three or…

The NBA Playoffs are insufferable.

I’ll help you out.

That gator would love to make a hole in one................of those deer.

What the fuck Kotaku... the advertising is super disturbing for this article here... jesus christ.

-Steve Kerr, April 5, 2018.

Pincess Bride 4ever. Love that one.

Ugh. Even a good review makes this sound fucking unendurable. Gaze in awe at the imaginative mindscape of these daring young dreamers, who steal meaningless fragments of other people’s coherent work and mash them together in the most thoughtless way possible!

[Insert new popular game here] weren’t prepared for so many new players.