I have no proof for this whatsoever other than the vaguest intuition but I feel as though cryptocurrency will end in disaster. I’m not really impressed by the ‘surging’ value of some of these things; given what I’ve heard to be the extreme levels of difficulty and time needed to get liquid from a crypto- to a…

1.) “You need to write more stories about non-white people!”

Leave the statues where they are, but swap the generals’ heads with those of their horses. “Why look, impressionable schoolchildren: It’s General Traveler, mounted upon his four-legged Leebeast!”

In my experience, sweet tea is sweetened by adding sugar up until the aqueous component loses the ability to hold any more sugar in solution. And then quite a fucking bit more sugar is added after that.

1.) “You need to write more stories about non-white people!”

“You know you penetrate 80 percent of the [global] market, but you don’t want to take on the responsibility of representing those markets you are penetrating,” she tells THR. “Represent the grand majority of the cultures and involve them in your storytelling—don’t just feed us your whiteness.”

Porn was better in the silent film era.

Fittingly, her boobs look as though they’re covered by a pair of repurposed side mirrors.

How can you fail at screenwriting fucking? I always assumed screenwriting for porn films was even easier than acting in them.

If I owned a detailing shop and was asked to install a “dixie” horn, I’d instead install one that played “dixie” the first 20 times flawlessly, then at random intervals swapped in either “La Cucaracha” or “It’s Raining Men” at random—but increasingly frequent—intervals.

Oh I love the Kush Studio; they have the best edibles and . . . oh. Sorry, misheard you.

How about a compromise: Kaepernick doesn’t play football but instead fights an MMA bout versus Kirk Cameron. I would pay SO MUCH MONEY to watch that.

Daaaaaaaaw . . .

I’d be fully on board with memorializing Southern history through the use of Southern Comfort or mint juleps.

Hurricane GIF-of-Bugs-Bunny-Sawing-Off-Florida

Guys, hate to break it to you but it’s likely the main solution to transportation/fuel/evacuation problems in the 21st century and beyond will be “sailboats”.

*Horseback-riders guffaw with delight.*

I thought the lesson of Katrina (beyond, say, the effective impossibility of truly containing the Mississippi and/or Gulf waters with “hard” barriers like seawalls rather than bayous as nature intended), was that total-municipal or regional evacuations—especially if you’re relying on most people to use private cars—is…

Or at least a Flintstone Option where a panel under the driver’s feet flips open . . .

I’ve heard there’s a “bike out” group in NYC (and likely elsewhere) that, in case of massive city emergency, planned to have a big meet up and bicycle their way out of town in a large group for safety. Includes multiple people with surplus trailers, cargo bikes and tandem seats for children, older people, etc. Not…