Eh. What is it about this lineup of in-house op-ed talent that says looking elsewhere isn’t at least the beginnings of a good idea?

But What About Us Brain-Dead Slobs?

No. I don’t consider this issue to be particularly substantive and don’t feel any obligation to engage it at a higher level.

Where do they keep the original “General Lee” car from the Dukes of Hazzard? Put the statues next to that, just to drive home, “These things are all exactly as cornpone as each other.”

Good! Don’t! Neither go to graduate school for international relations (nor about 30 other things) nor, frankly, go to work for the State department. You’ll just end up a cog enacting policies that were frozen in place 20-30 years ago. (“Oh that’s cute: You think we’re going to cut off military aid to Israel just…

He might have at least deserved points for brutal honesty, but after the police shot that Australian woman, he’s not even cynically correct anymore.

Liar: David Crosby has NEVER eaten anything plant-based. There are no plants in him; never was, never will be.

Seriously, this sort of shit should give universities and/or their major donors pause: Other than like science and medicine, if you want something to institutionally go to shit, there’s no better method than to establish a graduate school to teach it at an ‘advanced’ level.

Good trilogy? But wait, I thought there were only 2 Ewok Adventures movies?

Good trilogy? But wait, I thought there were only 2 Ewok Adventures movies?

Oh I don’t think it’s confined to a single organization at all.

I always thought it was just a description of their staff, missing a comma (“Red, Cross”).

I do pretty good speedruns every time I make the mistake of visiting that $4.99 Chinese buffet place.

Barbie Horse Adventures or nothin’.

Much the way MFA programs have damaged creative writing and MBA programs have damaged American business, I blame a good bit of this on graduate programs in nonprofit management.

*fingers crossed, eyes squinched shut* Desert Bus championship, Desert Bus championship, Desert Bus championship, ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease

Orientalism remains not real.

Nice try, SJW.

Orientalism isn’t real.

I bet you have lots of black friends.

Awful. Go away and write something better.