*fingers crossed, eyes squinched shut* Desert Bus championship, Desert Bus championship, Desert Bus championship, ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease

Orientalism remains not real.

Nice try, SJW.

Orientalism isn’t real.

I bet you have lots of black friends.

Awful. Go away and write something better.

Their proper historical context would be the 1920s or 1960s, mostly.

Thanks, I’ll read it! I love it when tedious SJWs tell me to hate something!

None of that makes any sense. You’re stupid.

Ahem: I believe the currently preferred term is ‘deplorable.’

I dunno, I feel kind of dumb that it wasn’t until after I graduated that I learned just what can be covered under the heading of “Independent Study”.

As I remarked back in the Second Age (=Disqus era), the person who taught me how to start a chainsaw is now the mother of my children.

I said MAN, not SON of Man!

Uber needs an “India Railway” option where you can hail a ride for free as long as you’re willing to just cling to the roof:

Sure thing, being from beyond the stars! 

The chief of my fire company has forbidden cat-up-in-tree rescues, on the practical grounds a.) that putting ladders into trees is dangerous and b.) no one has ever found a cat skeleton in a tree.

Paul Blart, Mall Cop: Shit is to Shart as Blood is to Blart

I do quite a lot of gender studies, myself.

These Trump fans are hardcore fans.

Dinosaurs eat Man . . .