Greg Abbott railed against the Federal government saying that states know what they need better than big government but then when it comes to cities making laws/policies about sanctuary cities or fracking or cell phone use, Greg says the state knows better than the cities.

Oh, I know. Just needed to complete the thought.

I do not understand how republicans forget that government doesn’t get much smaller than municipalities. Seems to me that those demanding “freedom” and “an end to big government” would completely empathize with a city making decisions in its best interest.

I support everything you wrote except your use of capitalization and the ampersand.

Let me clear up some confusion-

Bra-fucking-vo. Well said!

“Small government and less spending is what we want....” “....EXCEPT when we are in power, then we want an absolutely massive overbearing authoritarian government and unlimited spending. Let me finish!”

I always wondered what happened to ‘Barry the Baptist’ from Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.

Dear Rest Of The Fucking Country:

Sorry, I completely forgot about the Taco Bell Connection. Please forgive me.

Who would have thought that an anointed knight would be such a gigantic cuck?

It’s the “Get a brain, morans” line that gives it away as sarcasm. No right-winger would ever reference that meme. Otherwise it could totally be a Breitbart comment.

Last night over well done steaks and chocolate cake he came up with a new concept of ‘living space.’

American Corporate Welfare 101.

“He said, ‘That land should be used,’” Priebus said. “So when Foxconn came into the White House, into the Oval Office, the president said, ‘I know a good spot that you should go to, that place in Kenosha.’”

These 3000 jobs should provide tremendous sighs of relief for the 100,000 retail jobs shed just since October*

He was merely taking time off while he transformed into Jon Stewart the White.

Leek and potato soup is my jam on cold winter days.

Anyone else notice that whenever these diamonds in the rough actually get caught on camera, they look just like the worthless Jerry Springer trash that we expect, but when they come on here, they try to claim to be lawyers and startup wizards?

How about someone punch him in the dick?