When the Queen mother died I was watching ITV2 and they ran a banner with the news that she'd died at the bottom of the screen. They didn't even interrupt the Chow Yun Fat film that was on. I sometimes wonder the way the public would be informed were it to happen to auld Liz herself.

Welsh spelling of Hugh.

Yes, she most certainly was!

I read what you wrote as saying anyone who makes a sex tape deserves punishment.

You're wrong but i'll bite…
Which half of it is crap?

Seems pretty standard.

Was your family crushed by a rogue sex tape or something?

Touché.

No single human could excrete that much waste.

And move your hands up and down to illustrate that you're hitting higher/lower notes. People love that shit.

nmfp

As long as you close your eyes while singing, that way everyone knows you really MEAN it.

I thought it seemed generous but I have no interest in checking for myself.

gtfo

"I don't just take this fucking job home, you know! I take this job home, it fucking ties me to the bed, and it fuckin' fucks me from arsehole to breakfast! Then it wakes me up in the morning with a cup full of piss slammed in my face, slaps me about the chops to make sure I'm awake enough so it can kick me in the…

I'm totally lost, which episode is racist?

:'(

Turd would end up lower than shit but higher than dinngleberries I reckon.

What about dump, jobby and turd?

This is a wild theory! Where's your information from?