Folks think I made it purple to trick them into seeing a fleshlight. I just made it purple to make it pop more and because those our Kotaku’s colors. lol But whoops!

I mean... I’m a fucking know-nothing person who was in the Army once, so maybe I’m not as smart as these vaunted officers of the law, but if the dude has a gun on his lap and you’re so damn concerned about him maybe reaching for it, maybe you should back the hell up and give him space? Like sure: block his car in and…

It seems to me that the quality of Subway’s food has taken a huge nosedive over the last 10 years or so. Any time I end up stuck in one, it seems like the lettuce is brown, the tomatoes are grey, and the rest of the toppings are just meh - and usually somewhat mixed with each other, thanks to sloppy handling.

Why did the dashcam guy honk at the Flex driver in the first place? Speed up and honk? Who’s the dick first? Then the Flex driver retaliates with extra braking? File this one under : “When idiots meet.”

AMP pisses me off so bad when I’m just browsing the Internet, whenever a page on my phone has broken comments sections or weird formatting issues I immediately check to see if it’s an AMP page. And of course there’s usually no easy way to get from the AMP page to the regular page. If I could disable it entirely I…

I guarantee you this is not driven by programmers; this is driven by someone who uses synergize unironically.

This is completely idiotic. An e-mail is a fucking text message. We’ve been going down this path ever since HTML emails started becoming the norm, leading to tracking pixels, remote code injections from malicious retrieved resources, and so forth. By making emails more “interactive”, you’re essentially implementing a…

I think a lot of people don’t realize that tariff’s are implemented everywhere. It’s how they are implemented that can make or break an economy. The overzealous, protectionism tariffs that Trump is proposing will only hurt us as the Chinese will increase their tariff’s as well. Tariff wars are bad for everyone…

You know what's cool? The brake light comes on anyway! It's like they anticipated that issue and programmed for it!

The brake lights still turn on under regenerative braking my dude.

Dafuq? Have you ever used brakes? It’s the exact same thing, brake lights and all.

This seems like a no-brainer... Why spend millions developing an EV platform only to isolate it to a single vehicle? This and a dozen other electric GM cars should have begun development in parallel with the Bolt 3+ years ago; what took so long??

Is it me or do the goalposts for all these EVs keep moving? All of these automakers are promising dozens of new EVs, but they all seem to be 2 years out every time there’s an announcement. Yet nothing ever comes.

Ah HA... now THIS at least makes a bit more Supra-ish.  Wonder how long until someone tries to cram one of the Toyota UR series V8s in there?  8D

you know, every game is limited by design to get repetitive, but framing can make doing the same stuff intersting, and this looks like a smart use of lore to make an otherwise tiresome grind really cool. DE just keeps getting smarter.

What with all the Destinies and the Fortnites, I can’t express how glad I am that this indie staple of the multiplayer scene, that has persisted so long, is getting some Kotaku love. Glad you found it and are enjoying it form time to time, Ethan.

They jsut had a DevStream where they admitted the Warriors was a big reference point for this whole update. 

Sounds like a sound business decision. Pick off the early adopters willing to pay more and ramp up production in year 1. Bring it to mass market in years 2+.

Which is all you can preorder right now. No sign of any cheaper version. Sound familiar?

Tesla has better battery tech right now and in house battery tech at that. They dont need outside suppliers for that and that is their real advantage. Tesla can make as many Teslas as they want right now without having to fight for the maxed out global supply that all these others guys are.