I hope its not because you can’t reconcile your childhood with his adulthood.

Kawhi Leonard comes back with a vengeance, Clips get tight at home and can’t buy a jumper, Spurs bench outscores Clips bench by 30. Spurs win by double digits.

They thought Yordano Ventura was pitching tonight.

Morrison won the Nobel Prize in Literature... not the Peace Prize.

OK, simple answer before you go back under the bridge: Go watch “Friday Night Lights.”

Talent which requires a huge amount of resources to even get into. How many 16yo kids get to drive $100k+ purpose built race vehicles?

The only thing remarkable here is the resources that she has been allowed to access. If the majority of 16 year olds had access to these resources, there would be absolutely nothing special about this.

No competent usher would ever let someone take their seat in the middle of a pitch. At Nats Park they have literal stop signs that prevent anyone from trying to take their seat while the ball is in play.

“Oh no! The Celtics’ ‘A’ game!” (the sound of a wet firework malfunctioning)

Oh Ok, I’ll just stop working and let my family starve and my house get repossessed because you’ve been slightly inconvenienced. Cool.

So quickly Pablo has embraced the Red Sox way.

Can this count? Because this is my favorite moment involving Russ

But there’s basically a zero-percent chance Davis leaves NOP in RFA (2016) or FA (2017). First, no big-time draftee ever takes the qualifying offer and goes all the way to free agency, because they’re costing themselves millions by doing so. Second, New Orleans is the only team that can offer him the mega-max…

Brooks is awful though. The Thunder have the least creative offense in the league. The only reason to keep him would be if Durant is really close to him. You don’t want Durant getting pissed off at you in a contract year.

18th in defense. No NBA champion has finished lower than 11th in defense in at least 30 years.

i heard NBC tried to offer Carlin the Tonight Show but he's been dead for 7 years.

I say this to a lot of Internet strangers, but I really really mean it this time: I think I love you. I made this actual face just now.