Oh Ok, I’ll just stop working and let my family starve and my house get repossessed because you’ve been slightly inconvenienced. Cool.

So quickly Pablo has embraced the Red Sox way.

Can this count? Because this is my favorite moment involving Russ

But there’s basically a zero-percent chance Davis leaves NOP in RFA (2016) or FA (2017). First, no big-time draftee ever takes the qualifying offer and goes all the way to free agency, because they’re costing themselves millions by doing so. Second, New Orleans is the only team that can offer him the mega-max…

Brooks is awful though. The Thunder have the least creative offense in the league. The only reason to keep him would be if Durant is really close to him. You don’t want Durant getting pissed off at you in a contract year.

18th in defense. No NBA champion has finished lower than 11th in defense in at least 30 years.

i heard NBC tried to offer Carlin the Tonight Show but he's been dead for 7 years.

I say this to a lot of Internet strangers, but I really really mean it this time: I think I love you. I made this actual face just now.

Yeah, I mean, when you think "St. Louis" you think "white people" am I right? What?

Westbrook isn't hitting the offensive glass.

Why should he stick around for the rebound?

a guard trying to crash the offensive glass instead of getting back on D is the quickest way to get benched in today's NBA.

Nice little burn on the 49ers there by Larry Baer.

You went 0-2 on spelling players' names correctly: Oladipo and Vucevic