A classy franchise that knows how to play the right way.

I can edit any conversation between two people to make it look like one is interrupting the other. You simply cut from an image of one person talking, wait until they take about four frames worth of a breath, and then cut to an image of another person talking, even if what they’re saying doesn’t seem like it directly…

A few of these are fun stories about assholes getting their comeuppance, but most of these feel like stories of woeful overreaction on part of the servers... Like, I’ve worked in the food industry in a number of capacities: server, barista, host... part of the “job” of the job is knowing that you occasionally have to…

It’s cheaper and more expedient to allow for nerds who don’t buy Coke products and McDonalds hamburgers to hem and haw in underread publications about athlete safety for a few years than it is to root out a tradition of corruption and graft that has been endemic to the IOC for decades and is as much a part of the…

The animation presented here doesn’t look significantly better or worse than any anime I’ve happened to catch a few passing minutes of. It’s all pretty badly done, Ghibli and Satoshi Kon aside.

One of my best friends is a professional food photographer who’s shot for cookbooks you’ve almost certainly seen in stores and chefs you’ve seen on television. For over a year she complained about how a lot of her industry rivals were boosting their numbers on Instagram (and thus, in the eyes of publishers, their…

Donald Trump supporter Dennis Rodman stars in another in the series with his straightlaced Spur teammate David Robinson:

No, and she doesn’t like pizza either!

Fairly certain this review might be written in elevated enough language to prevent the film’s target audience of small children from reading it.

Must be nice being a straight white dude and having all of western civilization cater to you and fawn over you so you don’t need to worry about that sort of shit. Ahyuk-yuk-yuk.

You should probably eat a bag of shit.

The ump called him out after an appeal from the defense. In the majors, the defense would’ve had to lodge an official appeal in order to get the ump’s original safe call overturned, and there’s no video evidence that could’ve proven that this guy didn’t touch the plate.

Read the fucking article. The runner was originally called safe, and was ruled out after Augusta appealed the call on the field.

Except it was Augusta who appealed in this situation. The runner was originally called safe, and the defense appealed the call.

In the majors, the HR would’ve stood — you can’t definitively tell me from this video that his right foot never brushed the plate, even momentarily.

Wait, your evidence that Safe Haven is a traumatic experience is a half-remembered anecdote that you may have read?

Rats — they might make you sit a spell to make sure you’re not bleeding to death? Golly, how inconvenient.

We’re not talking about fucking Olde Tyme Relijyun Bible College here, where you can major in Ministry, Home Ec, or Music Ministry and have to abide by a strict behavioral code and go to chapel. This is a legitimate four-year private LAC with a nominal affiliation with what is in the United States a rather mainstream,…

Gosh how embarrassing. What a social blunder, having to be seen by police officers abandoning your baby! I can imagine this being traumatic.

I’m going to put out what I suspect might be an unpopular opinion here, but... there is the possibility that she’s a heartless sociopath. That despite our rush to humanize her, put her problem in the context of any number of potential sociopolitical issues and talk about her as another victim of circumstance, she…