I made it through 20 seconds of the first video. It was the most obnoxious/repellent thing I had ever encountered. Is the rest of it like this? Does he talk about things other than video games?

While all this nonsense is happening, other people in the universe are doing things like walking around outside and having sex with other human beings.

I wouldn’t count out Utah for 7 or 8... Hayward and Favors coming off arguably their best seasons yet, Burks, Gobert, Exum and Burke all developing... Trey Lyles a sneaky-good draft pick... they’re a young team but this might be the one where they start breaking through.

I’m a huge Spurs fan, so I’m very happy about this — as much as I obviously love LA and how he fits with the team, and what it means for the next few years for the franchise, I’m also just really into the optics of a major free agent signing with a small-market team: seeing Greg Monroe turn down the Knicks for the…

Similarly, if you’re enough of a defensive liability that you need to take on the DH position, you have no business playing baseball.

When you have this conversation in public do other people pretend they have something to do somewhere else or do they just get kinda silent and look at each other awkwardly?

I’ve never considered myself a person who could murder another human being, but if someone did this to me, I’m pretty sure I’d choke them with my bare hands.

Elsewhere in Texas, both Governor Greg Abbott and Attorney General Ken Paxton are running their tiny lil feet off trying to figure out a way to not have to comply

...until the Spurs shape offensive rebound savant Cady Lalanne into the second coming of Buck Williams.

I desperately want the Nuggets to draft Hezonja so I get to see him and Nurkic claim the city of Denver in the name of Hrvatska.

The best part is when the Thunder waive him by the end of the day to free up cap space and he signs with Guangdong Southern Tigers.

Funny, they had a lot of problems handling the Giants last year.

The Tampa Yankees? Fuck you.

“How dare this brilliant black man not defer in all circumstances to this less competent white man?”

The third [Unintelligible] is “You are such a negative asshole”

Difficult to say for sure. Love and Kyrie being out forced the Cavs to focus on a different style of play that highlighted the thing neither of those players are especially adept at: defense. As it turns out, gritty, attentive defense from big hulking centers and pesky point guards is the Warriors’ weakness, as seen…

Yeah, but:

Jim Loscutoff 7-1 in NBA Finals.
Michael Jordan 6-0 in NBA Finals.

Facts... mean nothing without context. Different eras, different levels of competition, different styles of play. I know there’s a lot of My Generation dick-measuring to be enjoyed about Jordan having a better finals record than Lebron, but the…

It’s always really unpleasant watching some rich guy in his “casual outfit” toss off thanks to a bunch of frontoffice pals before acknowledging that yeah, the team exists.

Okay, I mean, I love Iggy, love his performance this year, totally thought he should’ve been finals MVP, but to say that he defended LBJ better than Kawhi did? I’m not seeing it. Kawhi made Lebron’s ability to explode into 40+ point triple doubles a non-factor, whereas in this series, Lebron took two, and nearly three…

Here’s a question for the NBA history nerds: has a coach ever been fired the summer after taking his team to the NBA Finals? Lebron knows Blatt is a clown and almost certainly has enough power to sway the frontoffice to find someone marginally less ridiculous...