“How dare this brilliant black man not defer in all circumstances to this less competent white man?”

The third [Unintelligible] is “You are such a negative asshole”

Difficult to say for sure. Love and Kyrie being out forced the Cavs to focus on a different style of play that highlighted the thing neither of those players are especially adept at: defense. As it turns out, gritty, attentive defense from big hulking centers and pesky point guards is the Warriors’ weakness, as seen…

Yeah, but:

Jim Loscutoff 7-1 in NBA Finals.
Michael Jordan 6-0 in NBA Finals.

Facts... mean nothing without context. Different eras, different levels of competition, different styles of play. I know there’s a lot of My Generation dick-measuring to be enjoyed about Jordan having a better finals record than Lebron, but the…

It’s always really unpleasant watching some rich guy in his “casual outfit” toss off thanks to a bunch of frontoffice pals before acknowledging that yeah, the team exists.

Okay, I mean, I love Iggy, love his performance this year, totally thought he should’ve been finals MVP, but to say that he defended LBJ better than Kawhi did? I’m not seeing it. Kawhi made Lebron’s ability to explode into 40+ point triple doubles a non-factor, whereas in this series, Lebron took two, and nearly three…

Here’s a question for the NBA history nerds: has a coach ever been fired the summer after taking his team to the NBA Finals? Lebron knows Blatt is a clown and almost certainly has enough power to sway the frontoffice to find someone marginally less ridiculous...

LIONS

LIONS

There’s gotta be something really disheartening about being an end-of-bench veteran whose coach insists that 39 minutes of Iman Shumpert putting five points and seven rebounds on the board is a better option than even giving you a chance. Which is almost certainly the case here.

Alternate plan: act like adults and enjoy games and activities that occur outside.

This is a video a video game player made of himself playing a video game someone else made.

It’s not free. They paid a premium to put their ads on the track because they knew their ads would be photographed by people covering the race.

The perverse, pathological need to capture/document/preserve life’s high points is the end-run result of a society bathing in toxic narcissism. Thousands of spectators watching momentous, beautiful, kinetic competition among masterfully bred and developed creatures and the only thing any of them are interested in is…

“I think he thinks we’ve never heard of IPA before. What a dick.”

Similarly, I want at least one definitive Klay Thompson game in this postseason...

Except the Warriors already had the momentum of the game at that point. I know a lot of people will have a lot of fun doing make-believe scenarios where Kyrie doesn’t leave that game, but the Warriors were thoroughly in command of OT even before Irving fucks up his knee — a two possession game that goes to a…

UT’s old Clark Field had it beat, with a hill and a short cliff in play in center field:

Step one:

When Nick Young proposed to Iggy then realized he’d have to hang out with her the rest of his life maybe two, three years tops before the settlement comes through

It’s probably deeply upset after watching this old commercial: