"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina."

Harry Shearer hates Family Guy even more than he hates the last seventeen or so years worth of Simpsons episodes. He almost certainly asked that his characters not be included in the crossover.

Nah.

The Rangers? I think there are websites that specialize in major league lacrosse coverage.

My parents got in on the “uniquely spelled name” trend long before it was popular, and I’ve resented them for it nearly every day of my life. Names aren’t artisanal. They have meaning and weight and they’re the first impression a human being is able to make on another. We carry them our entire lives. These stunt-names…

Yep. The only kid on the list I don’t instinctually distrust based on name alone.

Meanwhile, actual boxing experts/fans know exactly what to make of last night’s fight:

I know we all live in irony-ville these days, but can someone with more time and energy mount a boycott against Burger King for throwing in with a serial abuser?

the ones with han solo were okay i guess

Star Trek.

Yes, because a world in which children are dying of starvation and “liposuctionist” is a job is a world with FUCKED priorities.

Priorities = fucked.

Yep.

This transactional/game-theory/optimizing-ones-babies model of human relations might sound cool on the Living with Aspergers message board, but most people date and build human relationships because they enjoy the company of other human beings and seek meaningful connections with other people.

...a dream is a wish your heart makes
when you’re fast asleep...

I have to imagine between now and tomorrow Pop will devise some sort of strategy to minimize their problem dealing with the Clippers’ high screen-and-roll. There are too many sharpshooters on the Clippers team for it not to be defensive priority #1 for the Spurs.

Weird to imagine that might’ve been Duncan and Ginobili’s last home game... Ginobili was having an off-night but Duncan quietly put up another double-double.

POW ZOOM SUPERHOERES

Is this the sister of television food personality Haylie Duff?

Interesting because Sawyer’s a Republican herself — a former Nixon aide.