Lotta people getting in on Tim Duncan jerseys before they become “throwbacks.”

I know he’s like fourteen years old and will have fifteen more seasons to win countless MVP awards, but it’s borderline insulting that Anthony Davis isn’t getting any consideration. Dude is basically dragging the rest of his team into the playoffs and is the only player with a PER over 30 in the entire league.

damn someone got to this joke first

Corollary story: I was the biggest nerd in seventh grade: pasty, fat, with horrible acne and zero (absolutely zero) friends. After my parents forced me to go to the fall dance, I spent the first hour getting full-court-press from classmates I barely knew to ask Jane McRoberts (not her real name) to dance. Jane’s…

Smarmy-looking born-again with a rich-kid name getting praise and notice for the sort of “gritty,” “tough” basketball and scream-in-opponents-face grandstanding that would get a black player labeled a “thug.”

Between this and not getting T-d up for his taunting in the Duke-MSU game, Grayson Allen has rocketed to the top of my list of shitheel college basketball kids to root against next year.

I know it's cool to hate these shitty NBC live musicals, but if there are seven year old kids out in the middle of nowhere who are discovering a love of musicals/live theater from watching this, and those kids grow up to be adult humans who are invested in live theater as an art form, then I'm really happy these…

Great: To Pimp a Butterfly

Holy shit. This actually went up and Lupe Fiasco - Tetsuo & Youth, which is better than most of what's on here, didn't make the list.

Goose Island Matilda

The failure in this analogy is that watching a team shoot long twos isn't as fun as watching a team go lights-out behind the arc and drive to the basket. A long two is just above a good free throw for exciting basketball shooting.

I like that in this world, unicorns ride horses.

I made a "Cryin' Piccolo" joke when I saw this last night and everyone looked at me like I had three heads.

Man, these are some wild (wild!) vague penalties for rules violations a viewer can't notice or understand the implications of without thorough explanation by the announcers. Totally worth posting about this and not the end of the Notre Dame-Butler game. Wild!

It feels less like it's about the chair and more like it's about the court, which costs about $100,000 to manufacture and install and is rendered useless/unplayable to tournament standards by cracks or major scratches in the wood.

My bracket was ruined the moment UAB beat Iowa State, so now I just get to enjoy watching high-pressure basketball games these next few weekends with the knowledge I'm out fifteen bucks.

I had Iowa State losing to Kentucky in the finals. LOL.

Man, I wonder if this issue has gotten resolved in the ensuing four years since it happened.