Pulled over by cops three times in one day. But it was 17-year-old me driving a ‘60 T-bird convertible too fast for the local constabulary. Talked my way out of trouble each time. 😎

Check out the Jewish Journal coverage. Full obits with photos of the five Jewish students killed. Not even the names of the others.

This is how alien abduction stories get started. In the summer of 1971 I was driving through the southwest in my black ‘67 Impala, with no A/C. Get the picture? I was sweltering as I approached the dip US 66 takes around southern Nevada before entering California and crossing the Mohave Desert. This was in…

Not an expert on this but while driving the crowded streets of Charlestown on the island of Nevis my wife sideswiped a parked car and scraped the side of her rental car. We had to pay for the body work before we left the island but with documentation our credit card company fully reimbursed us.

At any age it’s a good idea to ease into a new exercise. I would start with ten, and then do one more each day. At my office when I was in the groove I’d do 50+ push-ups in one go, with good form, while my computer booted up in the morning. Excellent exercise for definition of the trapezius.

The food at LAX is criminally bad.

If I could press a button that caused every dog in the Universe to explode I’d press it, twice.

A no-haggle Scion dealership handed me the out-the-door paperwork I asked for. I was sitting opposite the salesman with the sales manager standing over me. When I saw the $200 add-on for nitrogen in the tires I handled it this way. I laughed a loud booming belly laugh, loud enough for everyone in the dealership to…