I ejaculate a whole lot

The only thing we can be certain of in these uncertain times is that Julia Louis-Dreyfuss will once again (deservingly) win for Best Actress in a comedy.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

Real world explosions? What are you on about? Do we have health meters that can be replenished by getting hearts IRL or something?

Let this be a lesson to all of us that our shit is not nearly as important or dire as it seems to us in the moment.

Just waiting on my non-exploiting-a-tragedy 9/11 memorial coin with the special edition stand up towers

A lucky punch? You know Floyd has been hit by haed boxers like Canelo, Maidionna, etc. Multiple times. This Conner has a nuclear hands tbeory is LUDICRIS!

Is Victor Ortiz a Japanese schoolgirl?

The real issue is that someone is getting called out for wearing gloves while handling and giving out food.

Okay, let’s be clear that she certainly should have taken the gloves off when she started talking to people and posing for photos after handing out food, but did you guys really only pull the images of her wearing gloves while she was handing out food and while they were eating (which mean she’d probably JUST been…

I know this is not SNS but since I’m in Europe I always miss those and I got really great news today that I want to share! I work in academia and recently I’ve really been wanting to get into research journalism, but it’s not so easy to break into the good publications (‘duh’ - Every Writer Ever). Well, last week I…

Is it ok yet to say I think this is a little dumb

Remember when poker was really big? Poker pros with all the charisma of a moist towelette raking in that sweet endorsement money. That was a really stupid thing that happened.

This has to be in the running for least-significant story in Deadspin history. It’s well behind Minor League Bat Dog Bad At Job, for example, let alone any of the Friday Bear series.

She probably offered to take her clothes off and he told he would defend her if she kept them on.

No one ever told me this, but it happens to people over time. You probably need glasses. There are pretty obvious differences and improvements in that first picture, compared to the first game.

Thanks for the update. I also read articles about things I don’t like and then announce in the comments how much I don’t like a thing but I strangely still clicked on an article about it and took the time to comment on it about how much I don’t like a thing.

Lol, it doesn’t have a brain; it’s not suffering, but it is probably posting comments on kinja.

I’d rather show my love and respect by respecting another person’s boundaries but, you do you.

The change to his hat still bugs me. He made such a big deal about how the one he had originally was so special, that he couldn’t lose it because it was a rare piece of Pokemon paraphernalia, then his mom buys him some new clothes and he tosses it aside like none of that mattered.