The fascination with just how WACKY Spanish-language announcers sound is Deadspin at its whitest.

+1 tnetnnba

I’ve always thought David Blatt looks like the “I must draw you" guy from Family Guy.

The whole West coast is doing just fine thank you, it’s damp here in Seattle but we’re not complaining!

More people live in New York City than the entire country of Finland.

Helsinki - population 558,457

you Finns sure do have a problem with keeping your refugees under control though.

With the amount of roadway to be cleared in NYC, there’s no amount of snow removal that could keep up with a storm like this.

The plows have been running continuously, but the snow is coming down too fast even then.

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

So wait.. if the restaurant is open and making food, and you come into work as a delivery person instead of staying at home in bad weather conditions, we shouldn’t utilize that service that you seem willing to provide.?Look, I’ll tip way more, but telling someone “Don’t order food just because we’re open and I’m at…

If you’re open, I’m ordering. I don’t care about your preferences.

First off, thank you for your service, but NO, no one should have to apologize for you having to do your job. Don’t like it? Get a new job where the owner won’t open the doors during the ongoing apocalypse. Sucks that your boss is a jerk but if your establishment is willing to take delivery orders during this crap…

I think you meant, ‘if you order delivery’. Takeout only puts you, the customer, at risk since you have to, you know, go get it.

This is the shitty basketball the NBA deserves. It only takes a small tweak to rid the game of intentional fouling, but this summer the NBA Board of Governorsdeclined to, and commissioner Adam Silver says he’s still “on the fence” about the issue.

“The problem isn’t a lack of practice”

Are you joking? Who gives a fuck what they shoot in practice if they’re incapable of doing it in a game.

This is Adequate Man, not I Spent $500 On Snow Tires And Probably Also Didn't Use Underwear As A Washcloth This Morning Man.

Read and read past tense are spelled the same, silly.