I don't think they ever re-run "Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person" anymore.  Apparently some people are offended by the word "retarded".  It's never aired on WGN or Comedy Central and I only stumbled upon it on Netflix streaming about 8 years after it originally aired.

@avclub-4c56756898d633b36107f305da70351d:disqus "And could you just put your hands over my hands, so they look like my hands?"

Tried to take a date to see Scream in 96, got carded and turned away because I was only 16.  I was kind of in shock because I had never seen or heard of anyone ever getting carded at a movie theater before.  Felt like a real asshole too.

How are the Eagles obnoxious?

Apples suck.  It's all about the Asian Pear.

This is the worst news I've heard all year.

Thought this was an article about the Dallas Cowboys.  Kinda glad it wasn't.

Wow, good times.

So kind of like this joke you're trying to make? 

Because of the implication?

Is Weezer "hipster"?  I always thought they were mid-90s thrift store chic, since they've had the same look since 94.

Mmmmmmmmmm rum ham!

Give me a couple more seasons over a movie any day!

I heard he uses a VCR for a pager.

Wasn't this an episode of the X-Files? Or The Thing?

@avclub-f26938e6e7b7f237898b3171c2f23a47:disqus Revolution did it too.

Eh, maybe I'll try again.  Got the first season on Netflix and returned them after the first 2 episodes.

I felt the same about the Doritos Locos Taco.  Then regretted it almost immediately.  

Don't call it that.

Agreed, cunt sounds aggressive.  Twat just sounds silly.