Better idea:

Must’ve used the Smart Water backwards. Common mistake.

What a nonsensical loudmouth. That guy who interrupted him seems like a jerk too.

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

If no one reads it, is it still a book?

I want that guy to be a statue!

It’s just hard to find an experienced, talented qb who has won big games in the NFL. I mean, you’re acting like there’s a better option just sitting at home.

Oh, there’s a process? Send the dang cat to the 76ers already!

Counterpoint: being dicks to a nonprofit sounds exactly in line with the Cardinal Way.

Rally cat, rally cat why are they claiming you?
Rally cat, rally cat it’s not your fault...

It’s a fucking cat, not a child. They don’t need to do a deep background check on the Cardinals organization. They want a check. Cardinals are cheap assholes. This ends with the Cards getting another fucking cat that looks exactly the same, saying it’s the “real” Rally, and the organization giving their cat to some…

The center says they “truly want what is best for Rally,” and contrary to what the Cardinals seem to think, living in a clubhouse with Mike Matheny and 25 men is not necessarily the best thing for every living creature.

Talk about riding the rails, amirite?!?!?!?!?

Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo:

I think by now, most Mets fans are angry that the games start at all.

He’s gonna regret this one day as he’s sailing off into the horizon, where the earth ends.

How did shit fall apart so quickly for Cleveland?

Irving has expressed that he wants to go play in a situation where he can be a more focal point