Because you’re an asshole.

Ugh, why can’t people allow me to enjoy them/their things without being secretly awful.

Clinton 65,844,954

He deals with the goddamn press so the owners don’t have to!

Rhonda Rousey dodges punches better than you troll.

If I earned three million dollars for a 48-second performance with a woman, I’d have a half a million bucks.

Game clock time or actual elapsed time?

Yeah. That’s called the financial markets recovering from the financial crisis. And Obama’s ability to tax high earners was obviously constrained by a Republican Congress. Idiot.

Typically ending with an ejection means it was a good night...

its god’s mix tape.

People are way too fucking involved in other people’s lives. Also, if Jesus is real, I doubt he’d care if a child decorated a bible. In fact, coloring bible versus is like the first 8 years of going to church and you’re sent to the basement to be entertained while real church is happening upstairs.

Buddy, I’ll tell you what I am losing... my temper! STICK TO SPROTS!

hmm....I like the score but not the sassin’

Buddy, I have to work at the combination joke making/political article/dick sucking factory all day so when I come to this site I don’t want to see any 1) jokes 2) politics, or 3) dicks, especially if it’s implied that I need to stimulate them.

Listen pal, I didn’t come here for the jokes I came her for the sports. Please tell me the score I want to know

I come to this website for SPORTS only... what is the score of the game? That’s all I want to know...

People also read Deadspin for stories about bears.