You oughta know how to manage your own accounts. You learn, I suppose.

Well, I guess that means the “right” granted in this legislation will help keep jobs in the United States... No? Oh.

I don’t understand why this group is so popular and successful. The only rational explanation I can come up with is that the music industry machine is fully behind them. All of a sudden they started appearing on daytime and late night TV shows and were hyped as if they were some huge group already. It made no sense.…

So does this mean that Peggy Noonan *didn’t* do those things?

Now THAT is a hard-hitting stat from the worldwide leader!

+1 thesaurus

While dope D, neither of those sequences ended well for LBJ.

Comedy gold.

Shoot dang.

Fine, if all you want are sports scores, then here:

THIS IS NOT JOKES.

Trump Supporters = 1, The Rest Of Us = 0.

I’ll take you at your word on La La Land (I have my screener to watch, but I won’t, because musicals).

Truthf.

The lead picture on this article is Kaufman-esque genius. Thank you for sharing.

Indeed! That’s what I do. For example, I went to a coffee shop the other day and ordered a chocolate donut. Apparently, they were out of chocolate donuts, because I did not get a chocolate donut. So I drove my car through the front of the building. Now no one gets donuts. Fuck ’em!

2) Um... ‘The Wiz’?