Is Kiernan Schipka available? I’ve always wanted an adorable, smart, wiser than her years daughter to put me in my place. And what about Jessica Paré? The things I’d do to her. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. FOR her. Honest Freudian slip, honestly.

Now that’s how you do a tl;dr! If not the first line, it belongs as close as possible to it. Thank you!

I’m in lurve. Don’t ever change, Esther!

My only hope is that the tires aren’t switching back and forth between slicks and knobbies like they did in M:I2. I can usually overlook mistakes in continuity but upon the sixth or seventh time, my suspension of disbelief was back at the office preparing for a court battle with Roger Goodell.

Didn’t realize it was happening right away but come the seventh straight ex-girlfriend marrying the very next guy she dated, I was contemplating the business model.

edited: wrong spot.

I absolutely loved Boondock Saints. That attempted second viewing made me significantly question myself. I am convinced that I am no longer my old self but am somebody who had my old self’s memories injected into my brain. There is no other possible explanation for how far apart my experiences of viewing that film are.

Dude needs to be seeing a therapist or two each and every week with regard to his irrational anger toward women. That shit ain’t going away just from finding a loving, caring woman. It may be masked for awhile but it will still be there under the surface ready to boil at a moment’s notice. He needs to surround himself…

Think I’ll make it a goal to read half those I’ve not read on the list and then re-read Crypto. But it’s been awhile since I read Cryptonom-nom-nom-nomicon (sorry, had to, loved that read!) but I do forget: do you recall if is there a sappy (somewhat offensive?) love story in that one (protagonist and the daughter of…

897 comments?! Oh, 670K+ views. Good to know. Shall have to explore roun’ here these parts.

I’m not always easy to understand but you got me. I’m quite new here — less than a week — and will willingly put my time in as a grey. Gawker sites appear to have a relatively high/fun level of posts than the usual places I’ve been. Looking forward to more. So, thank you very much for some details on kinja-fu.

* Huh, thank you, I did not know this and missed it until now. Here I thought the default with replies was starring the comment to which one replies. I respond way more to posts that I like and support than those with which I disagree/dislike. Guess others don’t? Programmers didn’t want to code that in? Somebody ran…

We should hook up. But soon. ;) This is the latest in the year I’ve been pasty. Summer school.

Oh, man, I did not know. Time machine to :30s ago.

Wait, I thought Bobby was Hudson’s enemy?

Sandler’s movies make money. A whole bunch of angsty pontificating about the state of Hollywood, New York and the Mediterranean explaining something that I forget now because I went off on fifteen different tangents and never wrapped it up into a cohesive argument.

Before cell phones and donotcall.gov, the wah, wah, wah wah wah was the only way to go with telemarketers. Good times!

Fuck you, Palmer. May my friends in Eden Prairie shit on your lawn and give you rabies.

The “exit interviews” I’ve had with property managers always felt a bit condescending when they’d inspect every nook and cranny — I’m pathological? OCD? a little column A, a little column B when it comes to moving preparation and execution — but now I know why they did that:

Was about to write something very similar with one diff being that the opening made me think I was listening to a lost INXS B-side from their very early stuff.