THANK YOU. The misuse of “I” in these situations is shockingly widespread.

She wanted to date a football player that she could beat up?

Well, Fisher was one of the all time greats. Now whoever bought his rings from the pawn shop is one of the greatest basketball players in all of history, because, you know, he who possesses the rings and all...

Similarly, Trent Dilfer is better than Dan Marino. Rings don’t lie.

You can select any team you want as long as it’s ‘Bama.

Damn. Well played, Deadspin. Well played.

CLOSE ON JARED GOFF

+1 Louisville Slugger

Haha the North(East) Remembers is great!! I love it. I shall somehow use that in a clever Tweet or Facebook status and I’ll get all those likes I so desperately need.

+1 Whyyyyyyy!!!!!!

Also, literacy aside I’m pretty sure you also buy steroids or PEDs at a pharmacy in America assuming you have a legitimate prescription. Otherwise your getting it from some meathead at a golds gym.

These are the pros of the team!

I need Advil after trying to make sense of all that.

D-E-T-H, Deth! Deth! Deth!

I really like your point about Dany. I’ve been uncomfortable with the way she treats the unsullied and Missandei. When Tyrion was talking about how they’d beat the Lannister forces, he said it was because they’re fighting for the person who freed them. Except, she freed them to what, exactly? To fight for her instead?…

“Daenerys Hillary Targaryen Clinton doesn’t believe that #UnsulliedLivesMatter”

It’s called the showrunners and convenience. There is no way Euron could sail to King’s Landing for a parade and then catch up with the Lannister fleet (since they set sail at the same time) either but hey the showrunners want them to fight and certain times so they teleport. Literally none of the travel has made…

The writers are doing whatever they can to make Cersei a serious threat. If they used logic and sense Dany would already be sitting on the Iron Throne

No. Euron does have some magical shit going on.

Ok, I renew my objection.