not as funny as the abuse you’re taking on this thread for being the first functionally illiterate person to speak and write for a living....

You had many words for him. Oddly, none of them were, “My reading comprehension is not what it should be for someone who speaks and writes for a living.”

You are aware that when bites, attacks, and fatalities are reported, they just write on the form “VICIOUS PIT BULL DID IT” with about the same frequency as when shoplifting, graffiti, or petty shit-stolen-from-cars crimes are reported they just write on the form “DANGEROUS GANGSTER THUG BLACK MAN DID IT”. It’s fucking…

The worst part is that Snyder is making them walk there.

That’s not “sad,” that’s reality. 

Keeping profit in healthcare is one of this world’s great evils.

To which I would say, let’s put this to the test and allow the insurance companies to go out of business.

Cool! In 2060, the store will remain a static, historic reminder of 2017 construction methods and architecture, due to the inability to upgrade anything inside the building.

And if it’s a felony stop (which it would be with the claim about the victim trying to use his vehicle to assault police) you don’t charge the car at all, you stay at your vehicle and make the suspect back toward you.

Do you know how many other NBA teams are trading cross-sport? None, that’s who. Undervalued asset, market inefficiency!

Manic Pixie Dream Devushka.

Flip the tables, a “Casual football player who is a pro magic player” goes to a practice game with the seahawks. Leaves with concussions at best.

“mental athletics” *commence eyeroll sequence*

it weighed 65 f***ing pounds. I, of average height and weight, can overpower my 85 pound dog. two men could more than easily overpower this animal. These “men” cared more about, at worst a fleshwound and at best dirty uniform, than public safety and a young man is dead because of it.

So...these Barney Fife types tried to kill a dog, shot two people instead and now they’re going to euthanize the dog at a vets office, but Keystone cops get to keep their guns?

You must be new around here. Anyway, take a few deep breaths and try to relax. You’re going to give yourself an aneurysm if you get this worked up over every stupid thing a politician says.

See, I’m torn because I really want to rip into you for missing the obvious sarcasm, but at the same time I kind of just feel pity that you have to go through life missing the jokes that everyone else gets.

Well, I mean he’s not lying. If you’ve got certain genetics, you get paid less, so I guess in that sense it is genetic?

She’s recognizing what her parents failed to recognize which is that white people in this country are afforded special rights precisely due to the circumstances of their birth. Otherwise known as ‘privilege.’

She said she ‘felt bad about being white.’ And that ‘police lie and do bad things.’”