I interned at the OEJ for two summers during college. It was a small office of about a dozen people with no regulatory or enforcement power. They wrote lengthy reports that were promptly ignored and participated in working groups where their input was also promptly ignored.

A skunk is a biological weapon that carries other biological weapons. It’s like a cluster bomb of awful. They should be outlawed by the Geneva convention.

What completely baffles my mind with these people is the ‘blue lives matters’ flag is literally a desecrated American flag. So Colin Kaerpnick is disrespecting the flag by taking a knee for his cause, but you’re not disrespecting it by drawing on it with magic markers for yours?

Tell you what. Every skunk they save should be sent to your house. Where you can remark about how cute they are and how lovely it is to have skunks around all the time.

That Code Two skunk from earlier? When we arrive in our van, it’s having a seizure on someone’s back porch, probably because it got into some rat poison. It’s cute and small and there’s nothing Martinez can do to save it.

The only way they got the gap is because they ran on a count. On a sneak, there’s no count so nothing for the Chiefs to jump on. That’s why the sneak has always been so effective.

What I said after that play is they’re afraid Brady is fragile. Years past that’s a QB sneak every time.

Belichick playing the long game again.

Because perhaps you, dear reader, are a resident of Alabama and would like to submit a public records request for me.

I mean, it’s tempting to think it’s just a few stupid people out of the hundreds of millions of people in the US, but...

You can run 7 on 7 though.

It’s starting to sound like a company whose entire business model is predicated on ignoring the laws of their industry might not be on the straight and narrow.

Fake News. Real Americans know Obama was president during Katrina.

Never mind that Annise Parker hasn’t been mayor for almost two years...sometimes god’s got a lot on his plate and things like revenge hurricanes get pushed back.

Just wait till the wildfires in the Northwest meet the flooding from the Southeast for a live pay-per-view battle in Nebraska.

The officers didn’t even have reasonable suspicion there was a shooting, much less who the shooter was and what he looked like.

Maybe, but they’ll be paying full price for tickets.

And the winner of the most mediocrity to fit in a photograph award goes to:

The show is called All Takes Matter. Anyone who tries to call it something else is lying.

Doesn’t really matter. No one’s seen it anyway.